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* W O M E N ' S E N G L I S H
Yes No
No Yes
Maybe No
I'm sorry You'll be sorry
We need I want
It's your decision The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk I need to complain.
Sure go ahead I don't want you to.
I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you idiot!
You're so manly You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly Is sex all you ever think about?
attentive tonight
Be romantic,
turn out the lights I have huge thighs.
This kitchen is so
inconvenient I want a new house.
I want new curtains and carpeting and furniture and wallpaper..
Hang the picture
there NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you
love me? I did something today you're really not going
to like.
I'll be ready
in a minute Kick off your shoes and find
a good game on TV.
Is my arse fat? Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn
to communicate Just agree with me.
Are you
listening to me!? [Too late, you're dead.]
Was that the baby? Why don't you get out of bed and walk him
until he falls asleep.
I'm not yelling! Yes, I am yelling because I think
this is Important.
The same old thing Nothing
Nothing Everything
Everything My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really It's just that you're such an arsehole.
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"I'm hungry" I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired" I'm tired.
Do you want to go
to a movie?" I'd eventually like to shag you.
"Can I take you out
to dinner?" I'd eventually like to shag you.
"Can I call you
sometime?" I'd eventually like to shag you.
"May I have this
dance?" I'd eventually like to shag you.
"Nice dress!" Nice cleavage!
"You look tense,
let me give you
a massage." I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" I don't see why your making such
a big deal about this.
"What's wrong?" What meaningless self-inflicted psychological
trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" I guess a shag is out of the question.
"I'm bored." Do you want a shag?
"I love you." Let's shag.
"I love you, too." Okay, I said it... we'd better shag now!
"Yes, I like the way
you cut your hair" I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way
you cut your hair." $50 and it doesn't look that much
different!
"Let's talk." I am trying to impress you by showing you
that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd
like a shag.
"Will you marry me?" I want to make it illegal for you to
shag other guys. (while shopping)
"I like that one
better." Pick any f**kin' dress and let's
go home!
"I don't think that
blouse and that
skirt go well I'm gay.
together."