21.06.2013, 14:03
Zitat:I walked in with a bunch of flowers today and my wife said,"Okay, what have you done now?"
"I slept with your sister," I replied.
"What? And you think a bunch of flowers is going to make me forgive you?" she screamed.
"What the fuck are you on about?" I replied."They're for your sister."
Stuart,
"Ich habe eiserne Prinzipien. Wenn sie Ihnen nicht gefallen, habe ich auch noch andere." Groucho Marx