12.08.2008, 17:47
For all those men who say, "Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free". Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
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Men are like [SIZE=6]Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.[/SIZE]
2. Men are like [SIZE=6]Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.[/SIZE]
3.Men are like [SIZE=6]Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.[/SIZE]
4.Men are like [SIZE=6]Blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.[/SIZE]
5.Men are like [SIZE=6]Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.[/SIZE]
6.Men are like [SIZE=6]Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.[/SIZE]
7.Men are like [SIZE=6]Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off![/SIZE]
8.Men are like [SIZE=6]Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.[/SIZE]
9.Men are like [SIZE=6]Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.[/SIZE]
10.Men are like [SIZE=6]Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.[/SIZE]
11.Men are like [SIZE=6]Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. [/SIZE]
12.Men are like [SIZE=6]Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.[/SIZE]
13.Men are like [SIZE=6]Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. [/SIZE]
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